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Jimmy Kimmel skewered Donald Trump on Tuesday after the president revealed that he was “doing just fine” ahead of his annual physical exam scheduled for later this week.
“I will say, after all he’s put us through, it will be nice to know that on Friday somebody will be squeezing his balls for a change,” quipped the late night host.
Trump, amid panic on Wall Street over his sweeping tariffs, took to his Truth Social platform on Monday to reveal that he “never felt better” before noting that the health exam “must be done” at Walter Reed Army Medical Center.
“It’s funny ’cause the rest of us have never felt worse,” Kimmel joked.
Trump’s doctors have shared glowing health reviews over the years including one health letter that was reportedly “dictated” by the president and another statement from a White House physician who was accused being an “instrument of his lies.”
Kimmel predicted that Trump — who claimed that he’d “gladly” release his medical records during the 2024 campaign despite never doing so — would get an “excellent report” on Friday.
“Let me guess, his physical strength and stamina are extraordinary, his blood pressure is astonishing and he is by far the healthiest president to have single-handedly tanked the world economy overnight,” Kimmel quipped.
“This man has the Diet Coke button-pressing strength of a man half his age.”
Check out more of Kimmel’s Tuesday monologue below.
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